View source for Cold:Session/4 Chadioactive Maze

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|pc={{Ciaran}}, {{Louis}}, {{Quinn}}
|npc=
[[Cold:NPC/Franko Yegorovna|Franko Yegorovna]] (off screen)
|location=[[Cold:Place/Juno Station|Juno Station]]
|foe=Breaking into the Raytheon Vault
|date=13 July 2022
|prev=[[Cold:Session/3 The best fishing in Michigan is Gun Lake]]
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== Rotating Corridors ==
{{Quinn}} We get down into the asteroid and find out that the rooms ahead of us were designed by someone who saw the art of Salvador Dali and thought 'Oh, I can do much worse'. 

The first room had an airlock, guards in hazmat gear, and an area of chadioactive gases. We were able to bluff our way through there as some weird rupture in the venting happened and we were able to pose as a repair crew.

== Research and Development ==
{{Quinn}} After making our way out of the ventilation area, things got a bit hairier, we hit a room with scientists that were very skeptical. They didn't buy our ruse, so I had to knock out the main pain in the six with a well-placed red swingline stapler (I totally should have kept it).

The next room got...weird. The guards were alerted that someone had gotten in, so I go ghost as we enter this room. There are a bunch of guards in elevated positions watching over an area that some scientists were moving through. We tried to bluff the scientists, but they got hoity toity, and then the ventilation system went screwy and dosed them. If you haven't ever seen a bunch of people flesh-meld into some composite being...I do not recommend it. It was a roiling mass of flesh and anger. The guards got distracted trying to take it out, it was almost too easy to remove them from the equation (Moonbase Marine, Ooo-Rah!). I tried distracting the beastie, but it apparently ate our zombie scientist...which allowed Louis to take control of it...

I dunno, I'm specialized as a life and property reappropriations specialist, and this is all starting to sound like we need a stoned philosophy major to figure out what is happening.

[[Category:Chthonic Cold War]]
[[Category:Cold:Session|04]]