Disposable:Racial Profiling/2 Agony of De Feet

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Starring: Duen (Andrew), Cameron (Ian), & Rynn (Brad)
Guest Starring: Brambleson (Briar King); Mr Softshoes (Cricket); Balimar and Balio (Marionette and Director)
Challenge: King of the Briar Patch; Balimar and Balio, Cameron's acting
Location: Midnight Circus; The Briar; Sanguine Playhouse
Date Played: 08 Jan 2011

Lucky Rabbit's Foot

We headed off to search for one of the seven gems from the scarf. Together, they should be able to point to way to the meandering fortress where our toadish employer is incarcerated. Our intention was to find the Briar King, and so we just, um, headed off in a random direction. And found him. Handy. This interesting rabbit-like dude with a broken sword was friendly enough at first, and seemed a little preoccupied with fending off the encroaching forest. Nature was, I guess, just sort of drawn to him. When I asked about the gem, he saw fit to challenge me to a duel. Ugh. I couldn't think or talk my way out of it, so I begrudgingly accepted the challenge. Man, I thought I was fast and sneaky, but I ain't got NOTHING on that hare. After trying my damnedest to utilize the hit-and-run tactic that I frequently depend on to wear down my foe, that rascally anthropomorphic lagomorph beat me down like the downs-clowns that are forced to shovel elephant shit at the circus. I surrendered. But I guess all he wanted was a fight, a chance to prove his martial superiority. For he then coughed up the gem, and told us some useful tidbits of information. And then hopped off. Ow, my ego hurts.

Cameron starts an acting career