S&S:Session/2 Unwilling Transformation

Preview by John K

Shotguns and Strings is all new tonight, as Mackie must make a difficult choice. Does he tell his best friend, or will the secret tear the gang apart? Meanwhile Vic's favorite band t-shirt has been stolen, but the thieves ask for something personal from him.

"I dunno, man. I've just always liked Rosemary Tea to beer."

"Damn it! I got that shirt autographed by ALL the members of the Sunshine Band!"

"I don't know what this Disco Boogy is, only that something so good can't be Party Approved material!"

"You're a loose cannon! Turn in your badge!" "I'm a reporter." "....your press badge! Still works!"

"Hey guys! So when are we robbing the bank! I need to know the exact date and time, plus how many officers would be needed to hypothetically arrest them. I mean us. I mean, THROW UP THE TUSKS!"

Montage shots of Mackie crying as he sips from a teacup, Vincent opening up a trunk to reveal a fringed vest and Peace medallion, Gerhardt dancing to Disco Inferno with his Dostovei in his hand, and Big B and Mindy facing off in the Deadliest of Games: Sudden Death Pong!

It's a show TV Guide says is "5 out of 5 Stars-PLEASE BUY US WE'RE STILL CULTURALLY RELEVENT" and which Film Critic Astrids say is "Dee dee! Yay!"