Disposable:Angel RPG (Cinematic Unisystem)/You Do Not Have A Smartphone

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Starring: "Kevin", Reformed Cultist (Brad), "Juan", Barrio Defender (Andrew), and "Stacy", Pyro Girl (Tim)
Guest Starring: Janine, Evil Barbarian Queen, King Splendor (Hipster Demon), Eyes (Six-eyed demon)
Challenge: Demon Cult, Doppelganger Barbarian Queen without goatee, stealing cars
Location: Los Angeles, Prancing Narwhal (Gay bar)
Date Played: 10 Nov 2011

Someone is sleeping in my bed

Juan: We get home & there is a chica sleeping in our couch. While we try to figure out what she's doing there I start to make some mac & cheese. I turn on the stove & then I hear a scream from upstairs.

I run, taking 2 stairs at a time, but all I find is that Janine & our little Barbarian chica are both ido. I call the cell she has on her & get an answer from the Evil Barbarian Queen.

Van escapes but at least we outran the cops

We jump in my ride & chase after her, but she outpaces me when I get tangled up with a cop on my tail so I slip into an amigo's pad & set up to have the car lay low.

Research mode

Discover more about the Lyrok demons and their plans to destroy the world using the Lyrok Prophecies. One of the three copies is owned by Mr. Phibbs in LA. Also known is that the demons hired another demon named Eyes to find the girl.

Gas leak because Juan wanted mac and cheese.