Brew:0 Pilot

Starring:
Guest Starring: Gambler, Katarina Starkova, Russian Thug
Challenge: Katarina and thug
Location: Allegheny City's former airport
Date Played: 19 Feb 2012

Waking Up in a Basement

Brick Hey Yo! I wake up in a basement cuffed around a pipe to a one-armed chick. It must have been some sorta party last night! Although that one ain't my type, there are 2 brunettes tied to each other that seem okay.

Escape

Brick One of the brunettes, slips outta her cuffs & the 2 scatter around the room hiding when we hear someone coming up the hall. The door opens & there this big guy who looks like he's Lurch outta the Addam's Family.

He uncuffs me & the girly from the pipe but cuffs us again right after. The girly makes a run for the door so I go with. I go to the door & BAM, I'm knocked on my ass pulling the girl on top of me. We get up, & Lurch opens the door motioning for us to go... so we do.

White Wedding

Brick When we get out of the hallway, we're in, like, this run-down, indoor carnival. This half-pint swinging a wand around like some sorta princess is yammerin' in some foreign-talk on her phone while Lurch just stands by. Eventually, she sees us & I see she's gotta be the most gorgeous thing, like, ever. Just my type! She tells Lurch somethin' in the same foreign language. He pulls us over & starts trying to twist tie the chick-I'm-cuffed-to's legs. She ain't havin' none o' that & kicks him. He drops the twist ties & backs up. He yells in his funny soundin' foreign language & makes a motion for the twist ties on the ground so I pick 'em up & try to hand them to him, but he backs up. I try again & the bastard shoots me!

This brings the little princess runnin'. She tells us that everything's gonna be alright, & she want to marry me! I believe her. She gets us uncuffed, & takes me aside. I see that the girly is having her arm cut & is bleeding into a cup. That seems bad, but the princess said it's a good thing so it's gotta be. The princess puts a ring on my finger & hands me another. I put it on hers. I'm so lucky.

Then she leads me to a ferris wheel, & we get on. It starts up & she takes a drink from the big gulp cup then pours the rest on the scepter hands me the scepter.

Next thing I know, she's standing all glowy. Sadly, it looks like she's gone blonde. She's so bright that I look away. Looking down, I see the guys from the basement walking up, & I wave.

This ol' cowboy suddenly blows through a little web-looking thing & all of a sudden ghost animals start running at us! They pass through me, but seem to hurt my little princess! No! Then to make matters worse, all of the sudden, the ferris wheel breaks & starts to roll away. I wait till we're near the bottom, grab my honey, & jump out the cart. Man, I should tell coach those drills he's havin' us run are comin' in handy! I make my landin' perfect & my little lady is safe ta boot.

She runs off as I'm lookin' around to see where the cowboy went off to & that leaves me trying to remember why listenin' to all the things she said was such a good idea...

Rewards

Attendance: +1 xp for Ian, Brad, Joe, Andrew, Ankur, & Tim