Wild:01 Tale of the Teleporting Tavern

Starring: Nathaniel, Durka, Bo, and Fuelwen
Guest Starring: One Thumb and Ethyl
Date Played: 22 Jan 2009

Gather at the Pink Priapism

Nathaniel: I approached the recommended bar through the crowd of festival-goers only to find the inside a dramatic contrast, containing only the service staff, a kobold who seemed to wear the shadows of the room as I would a cloak, and a fish-out-of-water tentacled sahaugin who was bellied up to the bar.

I requested a room from the one-giant-armed owner, One Thumb, a touched merchant who seemed to have a kind heart. To help the time pass I made introductions and discovered the names of my bar companions, Durka, who it had turned out I had met previously, and Fuelwen, who was on an impossible mission of manhood. Soon after, a man of reptilian skin, Bo, entered and we befriended him, learning that he speaks very little.

Dead Gnome heralds an attack

Nathaniel: We heard the screaming before we saw the blood. Pushing through the door with one hand a gnome rushes in, blood spraying the drapes and then carpet as he collapses to the ground. Fuelwen and Bo jump up and investigate immediately and are met at the door by a passel of bwarves, who are in a rage and indiscriminately attacking everyone, and we respond in kind.

I leap to the table and begin to recite tales of horror, mixing it with my magic to frighten, demoralize, and loosen the bowls of the attacking swine. Fuelwen flails like a fish out of water, wounding the largest of the bwarves and dropping others. Durka melts away in the midst of battle, keeping at eye on a bwarf who gets past the line of defense. Bo's fluffy dog—his daughter's—proves to be battle-ready while Bo utilizes the powers of the divine from under a bar table.

Loot and XP

• 7 each: studded leather (bwarven), medium battleaxe
• small merchant's clothes
• 30 more gp
• will, ledger, bank notes, bar tabs
• durka: +30 gp, small dagger
• fuelwen: dagger