Brew:39 James Isn't Drunk, This Is Bad

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Starring: James, Reba, Becca, and Markos
Guest Starring: Lamar Teel, the Chancellor's Son, Sofa King, Fe, and Fe's partner
Challenge: Talking with Fe; Fight with guy crusty; Enchanted dollar bill that entranced James; Junkyard; Sofa King (infected by Sousson-Pannan) and Cerberus
Location: Junkyard on Mount Washington
Date Played: 31 May 2014

Meeting with Fe (Alicia) on Neutral Ground

Reba: We all got some texts from Fe telling us to meet her at Brewed to talk about our differences. Only me and Becca showed up. Turned out James was under a spell, and Fe's partner, a flaming redneck asshole was raising Cain in Achilles Meal. We found out Fe's some sorta 99%er revolutionary.

Fire Fight at Achilles Meal

Markos: Bad night. I was working at the restaurant on the late shift, it was between the dinner rush and the stoner rush when the meta-Flamer comes in for a throwdown. He started by lighting the place on fire, my Uncle Z was in the back, so I had to take care of that first. By the time I started throwing blows back I was already out of the fight. In the end, he beat me bloody and destroyed my Jedi Gauntlet by melting it all over my hand. He also wanted me to give a message to the group, to stay out of the evil guys business. Fat chance.

Enchanted Dollar Bill for the Hobo

Reba: We found James walking down the street all glassy eyed and magic'd up, talking about 'The Ritual'. He wasn't drunk, and that's how I knew he was in trouble. I whipped up a concoction to free his mind but some of his spell bounced back on me. Then I started talking about 'The Ritual'.

Sneaking Through the Junkyard

Reba: The spell lead us right to the Junkyard. We had to wander around a bit before we found the spot of the Ritual. Sofa King was in the middle of a big bad voodoo circle, and Lamar was on the Altar about to get all sacrificed up.

Markos: We followed the million hobo march to a junkyard. We snuck through much of the yard without any serious incident. We found the Sofa King in the middle of a giant trash summoning circle.

Boss Fight!

Reba: Cerberus started raising a fuss, so we had to put him down. Poor doggie. I dropped a car on one of his heads, and the Becca set him on fire. I reckoned that we weren't going to get far with Cerberus trying to eat us. Sofa King kept throwing trash at us, but we managed to drag him down until Sousson-Pannan made a run for it.

Wiki Rewards

After filling in all three recaps for the Dumpster Baby storyline, each player gains +1 to their Sneaky approach.