Brew:Cast/Alt/Robin the cat/Cat sorceress
From Drinking and Dragons
Robin The Cat (Spoof of Primus's Tommy the cat)
I remember as if it were a meal ago
Said Robin the Cat as she reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into her throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator. Robin the cat had many a story to tell, But it was a rare occasion such as this that she did.
He came slidin' down the Hallway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of tabby's that hung around the heating vent in those days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this completely insane imp made his way into the delta of the hallways where the most sleepy of the cat sorcerers were known to hang out.
They hung in droves. Such a paragon of feline grace could only be found in one place... And that was Epsilon Alpha fraternity.
The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended), But not even a muscle in his neck did twitch as he sauntered up into the heart of the hallway. He knew what he wanted. He was lookin' for the cat sorceress supreme, the she cat. And that was me.
Robin the Cat is my name! and I say unto thee...
Say Popeye do you wanna lay down by me Say Popeye do you wanna lay down by my side This vent is really nice