KM:Aug 29, 2026: Don't mess with pixies

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👑 Kingmaker session • Sat, Aug 29, 2026

  • We start at the temple where we fought the Peacock cult
  • Fedaro is still surrendered
  • Valerie is sad
  • Federo stays to rebuild the temple
  • ⭐️ Everyone gets Shellin's Blessing—when you fail a Diplomacy check, you can reroll it. Shellin's blessing is then consumed.
  • Treasure
    • Shellin's Boutonnière
    • Wand Vampiric Touch 12cc
    • Scroll of Teleport Arcane
    • Cursed Cloak
  • Explore a hex
  • Encounter pixies
  • Darko gets them to show us the fae gate
  • Pixies want tails but don't want illusory tails
  • Darko Dragon Breath's them
  • A skinless horse with rider appears to get revenge on behalf of the pixies
  • Another encounter the next day with a demon who is also getting revenge on behalf of the pixies
  • Mouth demon summons another demon
  • Massive amounts of strength damage
  • Darko surrenders to pixie justice
  • Geas to give them tails
  • Othneil turns them into squirrels with baleful polymorph, giving them "real" tails
  • Explore a new hex
  • Darko encounters a fiery gnome while pooping
  • Warns that Othneil is on the wrong side of the war
  • Upset that we closed the fae portal
  • We make it home
  • Foundry is started
  • Woman (Asmeranda) shows up representing the king of Petax and with Tartucio's head
  • King wants to stay in the city
  • King arrives
  • Ankus is a flamboyant and friendly (rogue) dwarf.
  • King invites us to Mevon for fair
  • We go to the fair
  • Othneil challenged to a lot of duels
  • Our produce and livestock are doing well.
  • Ankus asks for a distraction. Darko's isn't keen on it but Ankus reminds him of Guinness.
  • Darko buys scroll of Meatier Storm (ice storm)
  • We get one more ribbon than Petax, one less than Mevon
  • Alarms ring out—armies are approaching
  • Tuvet vs Rangers
  • The Tuvet army attackes a bit but then does extortion
  • An incorporeal alchemist tries to kill Ashra.
  • Ashra wears hat of disguise to pretend to be dead
  • Rando sits with us and gives us poisoned beer
  • Woman with snake comes up, fight starts.