Brew:Face/Katarina Starkova
Katarina (Катарина Старкова) is a brown haired Russian (
Underscore/Sigh She's verily from Ukraine, doodz_) beauty, dressed like a diva and armed with the attitude. Her pop music is extremely popular, leading her to be called The Ukrainian Katy Perry .
- Married
Brick during a ritual that used 
Ilke's blood. - Her hair turned blonde after the ritual, and she fled from the cast.
Brick: Hey, yo! What can I say about Katarina. She kidnapped us. Left us tied up in a basement. Then she took Ilke, used her blood for a magic spell & married me. After that, the Ferris wheel we were on broke, & I had to save her, even though she had become a blonde. Then she just left. Oh, well, easy come, easy go.
After the Pilot Reshoot:
Reba: She kidnapped us, then used my blood to cast a spell and married Brick, then she turned Blonde. She was trying to turn herself into a goddess by casting some sort of spell using a magic harp thing, a Jewish Altar, and a convenient meteor. She was stopped when the harp was destroyed and some screamo demon chick slit her throat.
Brick: Hey, yo! She's one of my favorite artists. She became my wife, but I found out that she was trying to get the Spear of Destiny. She got her throat slit by a monster thing after I got the Spear from her. I am trying to save her...
