Brew:4 Not Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor Giant Bird...

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Starring: Brick, James, Guy, Becca, Ilke
Guest Starring: Maxwell "Silver Hammer" Van West-Zanen, King Splendor
Challenge: Aves (Giant Dodo)
Location: Cinema Kitchen, Trees Hall
Date Played: 15 Mar 2012

Reviving the Hobo

James: The giant-ass dodo bird tore through the theater. No time to mess with homeless dudes and wacky professors, it's time to STOP THIS THING!

Running Up Cardiac Hill

Brick: Hey, yo! Me & James pass by the hippie on the way out of the theater. Then the 3 of us follow the path of destruction behind the bird, but it doesn't look like it's catching up. I want to slow it down but there is nothin' to toss at the monster!

It takes a while, but the path becomes familiar to me. We're headin' up Cardiac Hill to the campus gym! The other guys don't look so hot during the climb, but coach has made me make this run a hundred times. The hippie is too soft to make it all the way to the top & goes back to get the others.

If I'm rememberin' right, Maxwell's doin' laps in the pool today so he's probably what the bird's after.

We find the hole in the building where the bird let itself in. Since I know the building pretty well, I am able to lead James to the pool room through a shortcut.

James: Oh manh, is it ever hard to keep up with that motherfucker. The bird can STRUT! He heads towards campus, with me, Brick, and Guy after him. We work out that it's after that Max kid, so we head straight for the swimming pool. Guy pusses out, but me and Brick eventually make it. What a workout. When we arrive, we see that the dodo has busted through the doors already.

Showdown at the Pool

Brick: Maxwell is in the middle of the pool when the bird comes in. We try to ambush it, but I guess it hears us. As we regroup, I run out to get something to throw at it.

The closest room that has anything is the weight rooms. I grab two 50 lbs. weights & run back. I toss 1 at it & it takes the hit hard. It knows better than the to take the 2nd weight so it dodges.

The bird gets knocked into the water & dissolves leaving an over-sized egg.

We decide to find out more about the egg from Dr. Washington, but she said we could only get more tests if we sold it too her. I offer to keep it, but the group decides to keep it in a lockbox... & I kinda wanted to be there when whatever hatches from it... Well, whatever...

Commercial

This episode was commercial-free.

Conclusion of the Storyline

This episode concludes the Pigeon-holed storyline.

Storyline Boon

All cast members gain the following:

A Mighty Wind (Usable Once): As a result of your proximity to Aves when he was destroyed, you may call upon the power of the air around you to aid you. When you use this ability you must have a plausible method for the wind or air to help you with the task. You gain a +3 bonus to a die roll or are able to create a small wind-related effect.

Bonus: This effect scales to +5 or a medium wind-related effect if you have filled out all the episodes for the storyline (that you attended). Currently James only.