Brew:29 Flaming Ferris Wheel

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Starring: James, Brick, Becca, Bethany, and introducing Reba
Guest Starring: Katarina Starkova, aka Quat Star and her Russian thug, Gambler, Abraham Crane
Challenge: Quat Star and flaming ferris wheel; Bethany driving a motorcycle
Location: Old Abandoned Airport, Brewed Awakening, Rodef Shalom
Date Played: 09 Feb 2013

Waking Up In A Basement

Reba: Nothing really improves a night at a sucky concert like waking up chained up in a basement. There was this hunk of a man handcuffed to me, so it wasn’t all bad. There was also this biker-lookin’ guy and two cheerleader-lookin’ chicks. Before I could really figure out what was going in some rent-a-thug Ruskie-lookin’ guy just comes on in and drags me and Hunky outta there.

Becca: James breath smells like Uncle Howard's it must be the drinking. Tennesse Whisky, I think. Nice and someone is coming, and they have a gun. Good they took Brick and the Chick. Why does Brick always have a new girl with him. Oh right he's a football player.

Lets get out of here. Breaking the pipe is not the smartest idea but let's get out, NO, not clowns. Get out of my way you Cheerleading waste of time. Blow up the clowns.

Brick: Hey, yo! Aw, man. I woke up handcuffed to some chick I don't know. It's been a while since that happened. She introduces herself as Reba. While I'm shaking off the sleep, a Russian-soundin' dude comes in & gives me the key. When I get us uncuffed, he tells us to go upstairs.

We go up & see Quatstar. She says that we're getting married. I don't know why, but that sounds real nice to me right now.

I watch as she slits Reba's wrist & drains her blood in a big gulp cup. I ask her to give her some first aid, & she assures me that she will.

Ferris Wheel Brawl

Reba: Now I’m kind of freaking out now because there’s the Ruskie Mob aren’t known for being real chummy . The basement was in this big honkin' warehouse with a ferris wheel in the middle and a table with some wicked lookin’ juju and a big gulp. Big gulp? You get the silver dagger but skimp on the chalice? There was also this Slavic chick in the most gorgeous dress. Mr. Thugly knifes all over my arm to get some blood in the big gulp, then throws me out to dry. Everything after this is kinda blurry because bloodloss and unconsciousness are best buds. There was a Russian book I yoinked ‘cuz it looked important, and then I dodged out of the way of a rolling ferris wheel and got run over by this riderless motorcycle.

Becca: Wow a big ferris wheel need to be put down, a little TK push will do it. I am so cool.

Brick: QuatStar takes me up in a Ferris Wheel. When we get up to the top, she drinks the blood & has me hold up a book as she reads from it. She turns blonde & kisses me. Then the Ferris Wheel comes off the hinges & starts rolling. I grab my new bride & jump out.

When we get down, I see a cowboy that makes some ghost buffalo run at us. I get in the way to protect QuatStar. Luckily, they don't really hurt me. She tells me to turn on the car so I go start it up. She tells me to get out as she gets in, & immediately, a motorcycle hits it. Then she drives away spilling the motorcycle onto the asphalt.

Brewed Has A Secret Basement?

Reba: So after some spell-flinging Slavic Chick scadoodled and the other people from the basement were kind enough to drag me to the hospital to get a little patched up, but then we zoomed to Brewed Awakening to figure out what’s the buzz with Abe and I mixed a little mojo to figure out the history of the book.

Becca: And again I'm the first of our team to get to the cool part of the Brewed, the secret basement lair. Again, I am so cool.

Brick: After that, the cowboy dude tells us to go to Brewed & tell Abraham about what happened. When we get there, we talk to Abraham & he takes us to a secret basement. Cool! I never knew there was a secret Brewed Cave! We tell him what happened & find a picture of an alter that is at Becca's Synagogue so we go to protect it...

Flash Mob Headed for Rodef Shalom

Reba: While looking through the Russian book we found a picture of this ancient Jewish altar which just happened to be on display at Rodef Shalom which coincidentally a giant flash mob was heading towards. We book it to Rodef Shalom, put up a “We’re Closed” sign and get the Rabbi to lock the doors, then we hunkered down and waiting for the mob to catch up.

Becca: Look I am the coolest, I know where the Mod is going.

Rabbi Jonesenstein is on me about calling Meemaw.

Brick: We go to Rodef Shalom. I find out a little about the alter. A flash mob is outside so we set up to defend against the mob.