Brew:5 May Contain Peanuts
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Starring: 
Brick, 
James, 
Guy, 
Becca, 
Ilke
Guest Starring: King Splendor,
Gambit (Chang)
Challenge: Football players
Location: Posvar Hall, Guy's Apartment
Date Played: 22 Mar 2012
(Mostly) Empty Stadium
Brick: Hey yo! What's up with this?!? Me & the team run out from the locker room & find the arena, like, a third as full as normal. We even only got one cheerleader. Man, I know her, but I just can't remember her name. 'Course, that don't bother me none. I play as if the stadium is filled. Coach puts me in as a receiver, & I land a few really solid plays clinching the Price-slasher's victory!
After the game, a bunch o' the guys talk about a flyer they found for a nerd group that met up as the same time as us & took a lot of the audience so we decide to pay them a visit...
James: What the hell, man. I come out to party and have a good time with a ton of fellow students, and the stadium is virtually deserted? What the fuck am I doing here - I don't even LIKE sports. Time to go find out where all the action is.
The Everyday Discounts Now Cheer For the Chess Team
Brick: We go & find the party. It's in that maze-ish hall for those nerd classes. We bull our way past the nerd-bouncer & head inside. The boys try to get rowdy & I'm right there with 'em, but they start in on Ilke so I break it up. No need to go attackin' my friends. Plus, the girley's got moves. I'd hate to see a teammate out for the season being beaten up by my friend.
We calm the guys down & head out. I leave with Becca, Ilke, James, & Guy.
James: Word is, all the action is at the chess tournament. Chess ... tournament. One more time, CHESS tournament. Goddamn weird. I so totally don't get it.
Anyways, we make our way over there. Confusing building, for sure. But we find the area, and witness a fight brewing between some butt-hurt jocks and smarmy nerds. Some jackass named Chang, who calls himself "Cyclops" or "Gambit" or some comic book dork of a name is the worst of 'em. Brick manages to tame the beasts and prevent serious nerd injury. So we go in and check out the tournament. Dull, boring, no open bar. I try to play a game, but some asperger's dickhead gets agitated, so we just leave.
Research-mode
Brick: The group thinks somethings up with the Chess club 'cuz they ain't never been that popular before. We go to the museum & check out the art class exhibit, & I find I really like art! Cool. I also find a sack in my pocket filled with sand & a chess piece. Not cool! I saw the guys using the thing like a hackey-sack. The thing reeks, & I think they left in my pocket as a joke. When I find out who did it, they'll get theirs.
Commercial
This episode was sponsored by Snickers. However it was discovered that one of the propmasters was malicious and purchased Milky Ways to use on set. There will likely be ramifications.
