Vat:18 Dragonzzzlayer

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Starring: Joseph, Pauline, Koz
Guest Starring: David the Viet-orc
Challenge: Male and female dragons
Location: Squirrel Hill, Frick Park
Date Played: 20 Mar 2013

Drafted

Pauline: So, we're Feebs now. Contractors, sure, but we've got badges. I fucking hate working for the man, just so that's on record.

David's Dragon

Pauline: David, the Viet-Orc dropped into the VAT on a slow day. He laid it out, all pink and naked: he thought there was a dragon living in homestead. It was a slow day, so we went and checked it out.

Sure enough, in one of the old forges, there was a pile of eggs. I actually have been to that forge- production wasn't following the formul- oh, never mind. Eggs. Dragon eggs. Well shit. We called in some experts, but they weren't able to do much- I mean, what does a herpetologist know about dragons?

I also found one of the dragons' victims, who had dog tags. I used that to get some information, but I also tried to get the VA to help find his family, and let them know what happened.

Kozzzzzzz

Pauline: After a few days of staking out, Koz called in a friend with access to a news chopper. We all go to bed, but Koz is there, keeping an eye on the scene. That's when everything goes to shit, and the dragon comes back- and starts slaughtering news copters and drawing all sorts of seriously bad attention.

The phone chain goes into effect, and we all make it out there eventually, but Joseph and I mostly missed the action. Koz put the daddy-dragon to sleep in the river. Mom, looking like a human, shows up and wants to clear out the nest and move the eggs. I give her a hand with that, but before I can remind her that humans are off limits in my town, she's gone.

Gone, but not forgotten

Pauline: Dragon-lady spends the next few days cleaning up after herself. She scares our herpetologist silly, he practically goes into hiding. She destroys all the evidence but the video stuff, which makes us wonder if she actually knows what video cameras are.

With what we can find out, we thing the dragons are from Eastern Europe and somehow related to Centralia.