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== Grateful Bread Assaulted by Crusties == | == Grateful Bread Assaulted by Crusties == | ||
[[File:Crusties.jpg|right|300px]] | [[File:Crusties.jpg|right|300px]] | ||
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'''Detail of Event:''' | |||
Several Homeless Individuals broke into Grateful Bread during business hours with intent to destroy property I.E. several New Age Crystal products. | |||
'''Actions Taken:''' | |||
Segway was driven through window and perpetrators were disarmed, though in the resulting chaos, perpetrators were able to vanish. | |||
'''Summary:''' | |||
Perpetrators still at large, though evidence suggests they are members of social group called “Crusties”. No suspects, officers, or bystanders were harmed, though 3 shots were fired. Damage to store consisted of several destroyed Crystals, one plate glass window, and 3 bullet holes in the ceiling. | |||
== The B94 ''Voice of the Stars'' Trivia Contest was Rigged! == | == The B94 ''Voice of the Stars'' Trivia Contest was Rigged! == | ||
Revision as of 18:53, 24 February 2013
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Starring: 
James, 
Brick, 
Becca, with Sharon Kingsley, Guy, and Underscore
Guest Starring: Kimberly Pierson, Fabio Casalara
Challenge: Sobek; Trivia contest; Pair of crusties in Grateful Bread; Gathering wolf hair
Location: William Pitt Union, Allegheny City Zoo & Aquarium, Epsilon Alpha frat house, Grateful Bread Bakery
Date Played: 13 Jan 2013
Alligators in the Sewers
Underscore: So I was exchanging pleasantries with my frood Guy who's okay for a hipster when Guy gets this call from this crazy gang that gets up to all kinds of crazy predicaments_ There was this one time that they had to use my mad hacking skills to get to Kokomo and dudez it was a radical vacation /laugh_
So some frat hazing ritual went bork when they decided to hunt sewer alligators, and they should've asked me dude I could have told them it's chock full /sigh_
So we went there with that one campus cop Sharon and Guy and that crazy gang and we find the frat boys down in the sewers but there was Sobek the Egyptian Crocodile god of Crocodiles who's temple was in Crocodilopolis controlling the alligators /groan_ Sobek tells that crazy dude James that if James stops his pendant quest he'll let us go, but that was a no go and we try to fight him_ But there was no way we could summon up the pwnitude to own that dude, so James tells him that he'll stop his pendant quest if Sobek will let the frat boys out alive and lo and behold he lets us go_
Also I got bit in the leg by an alligator but that isn't important_
Contract Negotiations with Popeye
Grateful Bread Assaulted by Crusties
Detail of Event: Several Homeless Individuals broke into Grateful Bread during business hours with intent to destroy property I.E. several New Age Crystal products.
Actions Taken: Segway was driven through window and perpetrators were disarmed, though in the resulting chaos, perpetrators were able to vanish.
Summary: Perpetrators still at large, though evidence suggests they are members of social group called “Crusties”. No suspects, officers, or bystanders were harmed, though 3 shots were fired. Damage to store consisted of several destroyed Crystals, one plate glass window, and 3 bullet holes in the ceiling.
The B94 Voice of the Stars Trivia Contest was Rigged!
Spruce Sprigstein
Going to the Zoo for Wolf Hair
Commercial
The College Try and Booty Call Voicemail by Garfunkel and Oats.
