SH:Session/3 World Peace Averted

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Starring: Dr Dare, Herb the Mechanic, Neferhotep, and Professor Siati
Guest Starring: Villain in NY Yankess ballcap
Challenge: Villain in NY Yankess ballcap with Globtron General
Location: Ukraine 1908; Columbia University 2015
Date Played: 14 Dec 2015

Ukraine 1908

Saiti: We awaken, having been blown through time from the blast of Dr Dare's efforts, near the Stony Tunguska River in Russia, in 1908. We are the Tunguska Event. There is an anomaly, the alternate world Dr David Darrington came along with us.

This leads to an argument between the Dare's. Turns out that the Globtrons were actually sharing tech with Earth. Perhaps there was more going on than we realized? Did we avert world peace?

A horse and wagon approaches and it is Nikola Tesla, who knew that we would show up here. It turns out that Tesla and Dare are close friends, at different points in their own time streams.

Dr Dare wisely decides to use his mathemagics to try and figure out where there is the most disruption in the time stream. I figure that after that impressive blast, he has this and take advantage of the moment to get a sleep in. The nap is short-lived however, as an army of beasts from throughout history, led by Wolf Alpha, comes charging at us.

Neferhotep sets up a powerful ward—I briefly consider chasing the lights—while Herb powers up the Casio paw computer. We manage to get into the time stream before the fight heads south on us.

Columbia University 2015

Saiti: As soon as we land in 2015 I hiss at the air. The sky is red. RED. It turns out that the Globtrons have begun to terraform Earth into a new home for them. I start to look for ways into the heavily guarded with lasers and troops Mathematics building, after I get rid of a few rodents first.

Upon finding a way in I start to reconnoiter the place and we formulate a plan to blow the power as a distraction so that we can get inside. Turns out that the human robot needs a level of specificity that is maddening. By the end of several hours we have a solid plan and I didn't scratch out Herb's eyes.

We Were Expected

Saiti: As we make our way through the Mathematics building we discover that time's greatest minds, Hawking, Tyson, Pythagoras, Tesla, etc.—are being put to work towards some sinister agenda. And the