Brew:30 This Is Why We Always Have Construction

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Starring: James, Brick, Becca, and Reba
Guest Starring: Katarina Starkova, aka Quat Star, Guy, Abraham Crane, Rabbi Jonesenstein, Bruce Winsome, Chang, Jenny Cook
Challenge: Marching band siege of Rodef Shalom; Muppet fight; Faeries on a fireworks barge; Seducing Quat Star
Location: Brewed Awakening, Rodef Shalom, WQED Studio, Fireworks Barge
Date Played: 17 Feb 2013

Siege of Rodef Shalom

Becca: If I hear someone tell me to call my Meemaw one more time I just going to ... hold on I should call Meemaw, Maybe she has some infromation about the alter or the mob, or Kat star. Well, this phone call is going the sameway as ALL MY CALLS, but she is going to send help. Wow, it's Guy and as I thought he was and is bad news. He has gone MAINSTREAM. I'm going to call him and get us some more time. I will use the fact that time requirments are so mainstream. Wow I can't beleave Guy lied to me the band is already playing oh look a T-Rex construction beast, some how i'm not supprised. I bet the plastic would melt under some heat. burn, burn, burn. Good James, and the new chick is on the roof with me. What James is on the phone with 911 and this new chick is asking him if we every faced 20' construction beast. Hey chick, yes we fight construction beast everyday. That is why there is a lack of construction areas around town, come on get a clue,we don't fight construction beast everyday. And James get off the phone and do something, I going to get upset, "WILL YOU TWO DO SOMETHING, IT'S NOT YOU PLACE OF WORSHIP, BUT"...CRAP I CAN'T BELEAVE IT JUST GRABED ME. You know the things that you think about when you are flying through the air ... like should I stay with Conan, if we break-up if he would crack again ... Crap the landing was not good. Burn, burn, burn there the beast ... crap it's going to fall on me ... ?RAINBOWS? cool its the gay bingo players, who would think the gay bingo are into magic. Well the alter is lost, but the danage to Rodef Shalom could be worse.

Regrouping at Brewed Awakening

Becca: Brick I can't belive you did not call Jenny Cook - your kids would be sooo avg. Nature's balancing act.

Splitting the party—Fireworks Barge

Becca: I got this, we jump on to the boat and get the alter. Well, there are people on the ship, and fireworks well that is special. I will TK us bown to the ship and we will push the people off the ship and TK the atler to the shore. No problem. Realy, a sprite that screams at us knock her off, well, of courseshe can fly. Wow James is out, and Chang is frighted, I need to be a hero, I can't be influenced by her magic. Resist, Attack, move the harp to me, Resist, can't hold on.

Well, why am I in this field of sunflowers, they are so nice. :)

Oh, I remember we are fighting a sprite. I got to get the alter off the ship. Swim for it.