Brew:22 Television Repair

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Starring: James, Brick, Becca
Guest Starring: Popeye, Medicine Slave Woman, Chang (unconscious), Dion, Servius, Apep
Challenge: Sneaking past demon guards; Six-breasted Whores of Orion IV; Three-legged Crow
Location: Egyptian Nevernever
Date Played: 07 Oct 2012

Cobra Commander (Apep)

Brick: Hey, yo! So we managed to take out the demon monsters & some lady from the village says she has a place to take Chang. We lay him down so we can rest in her hut. The village lady says she's got a guy we can talk to about getting inside the palace.

We follower her to a well & we feel a rumble as a HUGE cobra climbs out of it! He says he has a way for us to get in, but we'll need to drop off something in a place for him. We huddle as a group & decide why not? I mean, he looks like a nice snake as far as snakes go.

Becca: I'm feel very bad about Chang. He was very brave, the demon hit him very hard, and he keep the demon from hitting me. I feel ... well looking at him I feel ... well like I did when we were sitting on the roof in Kokomo.

Paw of Fire

Brick: The method he tells us to get in is through the statue of a bird-cat-girl-thing. We go in through the paw... It leads to a dingy passage which makes Becca complain, but really, what doesn't? The passage ends up leading to the palace. I hide the Apimp's doo-dad under a vase. It's... mostly hidden...

Split the Party

Brick: While we're walking through the palace, I must get distracted, 'cuz next thing I know, the gangs all gone! I'm all by my lonesome. I'm worried about the others so I start trying to think smart. Where would Becca go? I follow the passage & end up at a door. It's the only door so I figure they had to go that way...

Cream of Bacon Soup

Brick: ...and end up in a room full of half-naked chicks with 6-boobs. That's like 2 extra sets of boobs. Not only are there these frisky babes, but they have just cooked up some bacon! BACON! I try to think of my friends & helping them, but BOOBS & BACON, man! Boobs AND bacon!

Poolside Drunk

Crow Staring Contest

Becca: Becca thinks - "What the Hell, this is the dumbest bird every, Ok now what should I do. This is very strange, I wander what I should do ... "

Television Repair ... and a Crocodile

Brick: Becca bursts through the door as I lay in the laps of the lovely ladies. She tells me that I need to help her fix a TV. I mean, I'm okay fixing stuff, but I have no idea how a TV would work out here.

When we get in we see that a crow is fighting with a metal crocodile. Weird, but I must getting used to weirdness 'cuz it doesn't even phase me. Becca's still harpin' on the TV so I go check it out. It seems fine, but then I look & see the generator's not workin'. Duh! I go & fix the solar generator. It's not too tough. Man, I never knew ancient Egypt was so advanced!

After taking down the crocodile, we head back home, but man, I think I ate too much brisket, 'cuz I gotta go something fierce. It sucks but I can't make it to the boys room. I leave a present for the custodian under the fossil of the wooly mammoth...

Becca: Now I see what the Boys in this group dream about. And I don't know if I am more concerned with Brick's out look on girls, or I don't know what is going on with James, the sissy boy.

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