Brew:21 The Sauceror's Apprentice

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Starring: James, Brick, Becca
Guest Starring: Popeye, MeeMaw, Chang
Challenge: Possessed Mrs Epstein and quilt golems; Demons pissed off at Popeye
Location: Carnegie Museum, Egyptian Nevernever
Date Played: 23 Sept 2012

Gay Bingo at Rodef Shalom

Brick: Hey, yo! Meemaw tells us to go with her to the Rodef Shalom temple so she can pick up some stuff. She drives us there... if that's what you call it. Meemaw must have nerves of steel! I've never been in so many near misses in my life! We only went like 4 miles, man! I've never wanted to get out of a car so bad! EVER!

When we go in, I immediately sit down in the first chair I can find so I can give myself a minute to get steady. Apparently, Gay Bingo is happening in the other room. I can hear some of it, but I'm too busy recovering to pay much attention. Suddenly, this little old lady rides up in a wheelchair & points at Becca saying something about revenge & throws 2 blankets at us that come alive! I tackle one, but it tackles me back! Man, what did Becca do to piss off this old lady?!? Fortunately, she must use Bounce cuz they're super fuzzy & don't hit back too hard, but one of 'em must be the Chuck Norris of blankets, cuz it roundhouse kicks me in my jaw. I take out the blankets, but I'm feelin' iffy about takin' out an old lady. Fortunately, James takes her out for me. Fortunately, for me, not so fortunate for the old lady...

Breaking Into The Carnegie Museum

Brick: Meemaw makes us a magic brisket so we can go to Nevernever land or something. It smells delicious. She tells us we got like a day to get in & stop whatever is tryin' to get to Becca.

We get to the museum... Man, I've never been to the museum this many times with any other group... Anyway, we get to the museum, & Chang's there. Becca musta known he was comin' cuz she's got a brisket for him.

Luckily, Chang's got the mad computer skills & gets us inside...

Egyptian Nevernever

Brick: We get in & when we get to the tablet we get to do what I've been waiting for. Eat the brisket! Man, this things great! I feel sorta trippy as I look at the tablet & a portal appears! Becca tells me to go through so I dive through...

...into sand. This place is like a dessert. I see a little city in the background with a big cat-person-statue.

James tells us to go to the city so we start walkin'. It's hot out so I hope the others'll be okay. While we're walkin' we notice that we're all dressed in like Toga-type clothing. When we get close to the city, we notice that there are demons whipping people into doing work.

We decide to sneak in, but when we start to sneak. Chang starts talkin' about their water or somethin'. Doesn't he know these people only speak hieroglyphs?!? But no! They're speakin' good ol' English!

When James goes to talk to him & get him back with us, a demon catches them. He starts talkin' to James & then Popey appears! Apparently, Popey screwed up some of the demon's plans & they want to make a contract with James. When they walk up, I throw my Church blessed football at one of them. The bridge that it's standing on collapses so I jump down on it, grab the football & spike it into it's chest again. It seems to hurt them a lot. This is the best football ever. The demon kicks the football away which pisses me off, but suddenly, it comes back, hits the demon in the head & lands in my arms! BEST! FOOTBALL! EVER!

We eventually take down the demon, but Chang is down. He might be concussed. Luckily, a nurse-lady tells us she's got a place to stash us until whatever guards are gonna come leave...

Popeye Pissed Someone Off, Surprise!

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