LRC:Heist

Starring: Leonid Starfucker/Lukas, Dmitrii/Simon, Wolfdale/Sweetwater Tenderfoot, Brennel/Althea, Tweet
Guest Starring: Roscoe, Huklin, Delicious Harpell, Beholder

The Lady Who Smiles Temple and Taproom

After just having fought for your life with Asper and a dark-skinned Practitioner of the Art, you quickly help Teela, the woozie beauty with whom Roscoe is enamored, even though only a few moments ago she was Asper and leading the attack. Roscoe waves to Dmitrii to carry her, saying "We have to get to the Tymoran whorehouse and see if anyone else has been bewitched." On the way Huklin excuses himself to go and finish his preparation for the day.

As you walk through the Holg, the sounds of revelry carry through the evening air and it is to this sound that Roscoe is leading you. You turn a corner and you see an inn whose sign bears the coin, the symbol of Tymora, goddess of luck. "Welcome to the Lady Who Smiles Temple and Taproom gentlemen. Here, everyone gets lucky!"

As the party walks through the door they are met by an almost attractive half-orc woman who blocks the way. Roscoe whispers something in her ear and she takes Teela away to another room where one of the "clerics" can heal her. Roscoe leads the party to a private room and once inside Roscoe comments on what Asper had said during the fight, "I've been on three jobs in the last month, and one of them was apparently in Asper's place. I think that perhaps I'll include the authorities in on this search, as Asper is a wanted man, and I know the right people" he says while throwing Brennell a knowing wink.

Time for some makeup

After the sun has set there is a knock on the door, 3 then 2 knocks. Roscoe says that it's safe to open the door. Huklin has returned and brought Tony with him. Tony greets Brennell and asks where the costume party is that they are going to. Roscoe will tell them that it's being held at Hofflepuffs and Tony comments that Hans has been selling some of his more outlandish garb for the party, though rumor has it that there is a bonefide halfling fashionista in Lone Rock City.

At Brennell's request, Tony makes up the party to look like gnomes except for Huklin who is made to appear as a different human, and Dmitrii. Dmitrii is made to look like a stone golem and Tony takes his time while applying makeup, enjoying the presence of the massive man.

After everyone has been made up, it's time to go to the palace. Roscoe's plan to enter the palace? The front door.

Inside the palace

As the halfling crew approaches the palace the guards perk up, moving their hands to their weapons at the sight of the stone golem. Roscoe gets their attention and says that he has an appointment with Lady Delicious. The guards check the log book and allow the party into the palace. Roscoe tells them that he doesn't need an escort, he knows where he's going.

Roscoe leads the way to the royal kitchen, where the staff and be seen cleaning up the kitchen for the night. By a row of ovens is Delicious Harpell, smiling while she pours brownie batter into a pan. Leonid, asking for thirdfeast, is surprised when Delicious begins to make a meal that she guarantees will be finished in 30 minutes or less.

Over the course of the cooking and the meal, Delicious tells Roscoe that most of the treasure was lost in the wreck on the Pirate isles. Roscoe tells Delicious that he forgives her for losing it. "More treasure can be imported from Cimbar, but I recommend that a powerful group serve as a vanguard for it this time, to deter pirates." Delicious nods and says that she appreciates him being so forgiving. Roscoe tells her that when Jack went back to the wreck that he confirmed what she had told him.

At the end of the meal Delicious offers everyone brownies, and everyone takes one except for Dmitrii, who attempts to eat the metal tray while pretending to be a stone golem. The brownies give the halflings a feeling of eurphoria and reduce the clarity of their thoughts to a small degree.

As Roscoe leads everyone out of the kitchen, he turns them down a hallway that the group did not come up from...

Escaped to safety

Lone Rock City: Gaming Sessions

Welcome to the Island, Back Alleys, Into the Woods, Rumblings, Underground, Defeating the Kocraken, "Mining Accident", The King's Murder, Long Live the King?, Tangled Trees, Heading Home, At Sea, Back in the City, God Shopping, Attacking the Darkness (Janus Raid), Under the Sea, Cavern of Deep Sashelas, Cavern of Deep Sashelas, part 2, Realm of the Dolphions, Meadmaker Mashup, Shieldmeet, Tending to Business, Fantine Taylor vs the Party, The Rescue of Delicious Harpell, Hunting Harpells, Attack of the 50 foot Ooze, Champions of Good?, Down the Rabbit Hole, Three Strikes, The King's Men, Heist, Prologue, Heist, Save the Beast, Rescue from the Duergar, Devil Elves Infest the Dark Wood, Artifact Evacuation, Rods of Thinuan Discovered, We Three Kings, Ghost from the past, Father and Daughter, Visiting the Elin of Nomin, The View From Inside The Jail, Hunting the Darkness, The Servant's Last Dance, Amnesia (Alternate World), Wedding and the End of the World (Alternate World), In the Garden of Evil, Deal with the Devil, The Death of Janus, Social Obligations, Bugs in the Floor, Finding Glimwocket, Return of Brennel, Quest for the Birthday Present (part 1), Quest for the Birthday Present (part 2), Ist'Vaech Is Having A Baby!, Fighting the Blood Clan, Defending the Muir Hole, Garrison of the Gale Grand Gala, Regicide, Bridezilla, Emergence of Nightbringer, Death and Return of Ist'Vaech, Dwarf Ghost and Riddles, Returned the Soulstone (in the Mail), Snubbed by the Githyanki, The Darkness Inside, Trip to Waterdeep, Kobolds Killing Cattle, Liberator Terrorist Attack, Liberators Secret Complex (multi-session), Wes Escapes From The Underworld, The Guards Kill Lemures Without Dying, Lil' Robby, No One Trusts Talen, Battle Interactive, Harlann's Evacuation,

Alternate World Sessions: Amnesia (Alternate World), Wedding and the End of the World (Alternate World),

Party Members: Simon, Robhim, Wolfdale, Ist'Vaech, Wes Temple, Vaeriasa, Vaeriasa Spells, Vaeriasa Special Abilities, Dragonform, Brave Iron Man (Guy),

Warriors of the Morning Breeze: Brennel, Simon, Robhim, Wolfdale, Dookette, Nan'lhach, Dmitrii, Ist'Vaech, Grim Greycastle, Sir Valans, Vaeriasa,