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LRC:Fantine Taylor vs the Party

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Attendance: Joe, Ryan, and Daryl
Guest DM: Joe

And He'll Get Gold For You!

While sitting around Stout's Inn the party discovered that Fantine Taylor, who previously was being represented by a shady, low-cost barrister, had somehow traded up to one of the best barristers in Lone Rock City—Edgar Synder!

Those who chose to represent themselves have fools for clients

The party decided that Dookette should represent the party, even though she lacked the requisite barristing knowledge she could be cute as a button when she wasn't reciting a long-winded poem about being "raped" as a dwarf-child.

The Prosecution calls to the stand...

Derianna Godsclub

Derianna attempted to claim that the party had interrupted a religious ceremony. While this was in fact true, Dookette brought to light that the religious ceremony was an evil religious ceremony to the dark god Velsharoon.

Tony Castigo

The prosecution attempted to use the fact that the party had initially attacked Tony at their first meeting, but had omitted testimony that Tony was in full makeup at the time as a chain devil.


During recess, a strange man decided to try and attack the party but he was quickly subdued.

Trial resumes

Whitney Pendragon

The party hired a witness through Roscoe. Whitney helped us to demonstrate the uncaring, abusive character of Fantine. He successfully conveyed that she was having a gay old time at the arena beating her kids and letting them play with rats.


Pigface testified that the party had disobeyed orders while serving in the LRC Navy and on a secret mission for the King. Unfortunately for Pigface, the creation of the royal navy had not yet occurred.

Fantine Taylor

Fantine went on the stand to attempt to make her dead husband look less like the thug scumbag that he was. Upon cross examination it was revealed that she had been married to him for less than a year and she actually knew very little about him, other than the fact that he was only the father of one of her many children.


In the end, the judge decided to throw the case out.

Lone Rock City: Gaming Sessions

Welcome to the Island, Back Alleys, Into the Woods, Rumblings, Underground, Defeating the Kocraken, "Mining Accident", The King's Murder, Long Live the King?, Tangled Trees, Heading Home, At Sea, Back in the City, God Shopping, Attacking the Darkness (Janus Raid), Under the Sea, Cavern of Deep Sashelas, Cavern of Deep Sashelas, part 2, Realm of the Dolphions, Meadmaker Mashup, Shieldmeet, Tending to Business, Fantine Taylor vs the Party, The Rescue of Delicious Harpell, Hunting Harpells, Attack of the 50 foot Ooze, Champions of Good?, Down the Rabbit Hole, Three Strikes, The King's Men, Heist, Prologue, Heist, Save the Beast, Rescue from the Duergar, Devil Elves Infest the Dark Wood, Artifact Evacuation, Rods of Thinuan Discovered, We Three Kings, Ghost from the past, Father and Daughter, Visiting the Elin of Nomin, The View From Inside The Jail, Hunting the Darkness, The Servant's Last Dance, Amnesia (Alternate World), Wedding and the End of the World (Alternate World), In the Garden of Evil, Deal with the Devil, The Death of Janus, Social Obligations, Bugs in the Floor, Finding Glimwocket, Return of Brennel, Quest for the Birthday Present (part 1), Quest for the Birthday Present (part 2), Ist'Vaech Is Having A Baby!, Fighting the Blood Clan, Defending the Muir Hole, Garrison of the Gale Grand Gala, Regicide, Bridezilla, Emergence of Nightbringer, Death and Return of Ist'Vaech, Dwarf Ghost and Riddles, Returned the Soulstone (in the Mail), Snubbed by the Githyanki, The Darkness Inside, Trip to Waterdeep, Kobolds Killing Cattle, Liberator Terrorist Attack, Liberators Secret Complex (multi-session), Wes Escapes From The Underworld, The Guards Kill Lemures Without Dying, Lil' Robby, No One Trusts Talen, Battle Interactive, Harlann's Evacuation,

Alternate World Sessions: Amnesia (Alternate World), Wedding and the End of the World (Alternate World),

Party Members: Simon, Robhim, Wolfdale, Ist'Vaech, Wes Temple, Vaeriasa, Vaeriasa Spells, Vaeriasa Special Abilities, Dragonform, Brave Iron Man (Guy),

Warriors of the Morning Breeze: Brennel, Simon, Robhim, Wolfdale, Dookette, Nan'lhach, Dmitrii, Ist'Vaech, Grim Greycastle, Sir Valans, Vaeriasa,