LRC:Bridezilla

Starring: Robhim, Ist'Vaech, Wolfdale, Cadearo Dominus, and Wes Temple.
Guest Starring: Peek-A-Boo Harpell, Brennel, Grim Greycastle, Simon and Hans Aliza

Blingbling and Hans Aliza are offering massive discounts to the recent public spate of engagements. Simon manages to convince Ist’vaech that a marriage ceremony might be a good thing and a double ceremony with Rohbim and Peekaboo might be better. Ist’vaech still wants to eat the bridal family.

Warriors head first to Hans and hear disturbing rumors of his customers running out the doors with his wares. Wolfdale posts himself at the door for added security. Peekaboo and girlfriend Sunshine try on dresses and are strangely affected. Both of them run outside before they can be stopped and Peekaboo wildshapes into a pidgeon to get away. Yes, Hans can make a pidgeon shaped dress.

A thorough exam of Hans shop yielded other magical gowns that were strangely alive. Needing a lead and somewhat distraught Rohbim threw both a dress and a customer into a dressing room and waited for the screaming to stop. Using some handy invisibility and a rope the possessed customer leads us to a sewer where the dress loses us. Wolfdale covers the dazed woman and promises her a dress. Rohbim attempts to track the dress but his companion, Trunk the badger, was overwhelmed by the stench. Maps that Ist'vaech and Simone found revealed that in a few years they would be able to use the 'Clocus Maximus' depicted on these proposed plans.

Eventually we were able to find our way where our host implored us to "join the ranks of the ugly brides". Simone couldn't help decrying that he is a very pretty man. The kidnapper then began to rant on about her past as Lone Rock's top fashion designer until Hans and Trina stole her designs and set themselves up as competition. She went on to reveal that she was just taking back her designs to make her giant fashion monster. Bridezilla would destroy her rivals and stomp the fashions of the city into the sewers. Whereupon she would reveal her winter muck line and ....we began battle.

We battled the monster and its mistress over muck, beam, and floor. The mistress of garbage coutre was able to use her many magical mechanisms to keep us off balance. These included an assortment of wands, scrolls, and a rather aggressive golem. Although we tried not to hurt the assembled brides when it stepped into the muck it became a race against drowning a few of the dears.

Unfortunately we had to kill the crazy fashionista to retrieve a bracelet that could give orders to the monster of brides, Bridezilla! Grim was then able to order it to disassemble. Unfortunately for us Fantine Taylor was not one of the two brides to drown in this debacle.

Loot

• Cloak of Charisma +2 (Wes)
• Mask of Sweet Air (Simon)
• Anklet of Translocation (Cadearo)
• Lightning Gauntlets (Grim)
• Headband of Conscious Effort (Confiscated by the city, given 1000gp [+125gp for Robhim, Ist, Wolfdale, Cadearo, Grim, Simon, and Wes])
• Brooch of Shielding (57c) (Grim)
• Wands
  • Magic Missle, 5th (15c) (Ist'Vaech)
  • Shocking Grasp (2c) (Simon)
  • Fireball (1c) (Ist'Vaech)
  • Lightning Bolt (5c) (Ist'Vaech)
• Wand Bracer (Robhim)

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