LRC:Garrison of the Gale Grand Gala
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Starring: Robhim, Ist'Vaech, Cadearo Dominus, and Wes Temple.
Guest Starring: Sir Valans, Lori Harpell, Alicia Humphrey, King Talen, Peek-A-Boo Harpell, Brennel
The update in a 3 Act Play!
Act 1: Return to Lone Rock
Guard: Here is a letter for you to go see Brennel.
Robhim: I shall go drinking.
Sly: I like paperwork.
Wolfdale: As do I. Did you hear that?
Cadearo: I am going to see Brennel and you are all coming.
Cast walks to other side of stage as Brennel enters from that side.
Brennel: I have clothes for you that are tasteful only becasue I say so.
All: I don't want them.
Brennel: They are also magic.
All: Ok, we will wear them.
Brennel: Let us go to the Garrison of the Gale.
Cast walks to other side of the stage as Dookette enters.
Dookette: Greetings! I have not seen you all in so long. I now have a stump and still hate the cock.
Brennel: The garrison has magical protection. It is even hallowed.
Wes: I feel itchy.
Act 2: The Gala
Talen: How dare you give the people power. I came back with anger issues.
Lori: I had the power you gave me and did what I felt was right. Also, you are most likely from an evil mirror.
Dookette: You go girl! Also, my feminine genious is what led us all to know that.
Sir Valans & 2 Aristocrats: We shall spread the wishes of the king.
Cadearo, Dookette, and Wes: People should rule themselves.
Ist'Vaech: I hate the queen. I side with King Talon.
Robhim: I will side with the monarchy. Sadly, I side with Sir Valans as well.
All: Let the diplomatic battle begin!
Act 3: Let the Battle Begin
The cast runs around talking to the nobles.
Wolfdale: I shall throw insults instead of mind blades.
Cadearo: Let us have a battle of wits Sir Valens.
Sir Valans: I never fight an unarmed man.
Cadearo: Alas, I am fallen.
Dookette: Be impressed by my feminist genious and giant rack! Also, Ist'Vaech's child is a mistake.
Ist'Vaech: I shall eat you now.
Wes: Am I the only one talking to other nobles?
Sly: I am stunned by all the chaos. What else could happen?
Robhim: Peek-A-Boo, will you marry me?
All: GASP!
Dookette: I switch sides in the name of love.
Sir Valans: We have won!
Dookette: Behold, I am naked, and people should rule for themselves. Also, I hate men.
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