Drinking & Dragons

LRC:Garrison of the Gale Grand Gala

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The update in a 3 Act Play!

Act 1: Return to Lone Rock

Guard: Here is a letter for you to go see Brennel.
Robhim: I shall go drinking.
Sly: I like paperwork.
Wolfdale: As do I. Did you hear that?
Cadearo: I am going to see Brennel and you are all coming.
Cast walks to other side of stage as Brennel enters from that side.
Brennel: I have clothes for you that are tasteful only becasue I say so.
All: I don't want them.
Brennel: They are also magic.
All: Ok, we will wear them.
Brennel: Let us go to the Garrison of the Gale.
Cast walks to other side of the stage as Dookette enters.
Dookette: Greetings! I have not seen you all in so long. I now have a stump and still hate the cock.
Brennel: The garrison has magical protection. It is even hallowed.
Wes: I feel itchy.

Act 2: The Gala

Talen: How dare you give the people power. I came back with anger issues.
Lori: I had the power you gave me and did what I felt was right. Also, you are most likely from an evil mirror.
Dookette: You go girl! Also, my feminine genious is what led us all to know that.
Sir Valans & 2 Aristocrats: We shall spread the wishes of the king.
Cadearo, Dookette, and Wes: People should rule themselves.
Ist'Vaech: I hate the queen. I side with King Talon.
Robhim: I will side with the monarchy. Sadly, I side with Sir Valans as well.
All: Let the diplomatic battle begin!

Act 3: Let the Battle Begin

The cast runs around talking to the nobles.
Wolfdale: I shall throw insults instead of mind blades.
Cadearo: Let us have a battle of wits Sir Valens.
Sir Valans: I never fight an unarmed man.
Cadearo: Alas, I am fallen.
Dookette: Be impressed by my feminist genious and giant rack! Also, Ist'Vaech's child is a mistake.
Ist'Vaech: I shall eat you now.
Wes: Am I the only one talking to other nobles?
Sly: I am stunned by all the chaos. What else could happen?
Robhim: Peek-A-Boo, will you marry me?
All: GASP!
Dookette: I switch sides in the name of love.
Sir Valans: We have won!
Dookette: Behold, I am naked, and people should rule for themselves. Also, I hate men.

Lone Rock City: Gaming Sessions

Welcome to the Island, Back Alleys, Into the Woods, Rumblings, Underground, Defeating the Kocraken, "Mining Accident", The King's Murder, Long Live the King?, Tangled Trees, Heading Home, At Sea, Back in the City, God Shopping, Attacking the Darkness (Janus Raid), Under the Sea, Cavern of Deep Sashelas, Cavern of Deep Sashelas, part 2, Realm of the Dolphions, Meadmaker Mashup, Shieldmeet, Tending to Business, Fantine Taylor vs the Party, The Rescue of Delicious Harpell, Hunting Harpells, Attack of the 50 foot Ooze, Champions of Good?, Down the Rabbit Hole, Three Strikes, The King's Men, Heist, Prologue, Heist, Save the Beast, Rescue from the Duergar, Devil Elves Infest the Dark Wood, Artifact Evacuation, Rods of Thinuan Discovered, We Three Kings, Ghost from the past, Father and Daughter, Visiting the Elin of Nomin, The View From Inside The Jail, Hunting the Darkness, The Servant's Last Dance, Amnesia (Alternate World), Wedding and the End of the World (Alternate World), In the Garden of Evil, Deal with the Devil, The Death of Janus, Social Obligations, Bugs in the Floor, Finding Glimwocket, Return of Brennel, Quest for the Birthday Present (part 1), Quest for the Birthday Present (part 2), Ist'Vaech Is Having A Baby!, Fighting the Blood Clan, Defending the Muir Hole, Garrison of the Gale Grand Gala, Regicide, Bridezilla, Emergence of Nightbringer, Death and Return of Ist'Vaech, Dwarf Ghost and Riddles, Returned the Soulstone (in the Mail), Snubbed by the Githyanki, The Darkness Inside, Trip to Waterdeep, Kobolds Killing Cattle, Liberator Terrorist Attack, Liberators Secret Complex (multi-session), Wes Escapes From The Underworld, The Guards Kill Lemures Without Dying, Lil' Robby, No One Trusts Talen, Battle Interactive, Harlann's Evacuation,

Alternate World Sessions: Amnesia (Alternate World), Wedding and the End of the World (Alternate World),

Party Members: Simon, Robhim, Wolfdale, Ist'Vaech, Wes Temple, Vaeriasa, Vaeriasa Spells, Vaeriasa Special Abilities, Dragonform, Brave Iron Man (Guy),

Warriors of the Morning Breeze: Brennel, Simon, Robhim, Wolfdale, Dookette, Nan'lhach, Dmitrii, Ist'Vaech, Grim Greycastle, Sir Valans, Vaeriasa,